Raw, adjective: 5. crude in quality or character; not tempered or refined by art or taste: raw humor
I'm on the second of 3 straight 20-hour days, and have just hopped behind the bar in my blacks after whooshing through a Superman-style costume change from chanting yogi to bartender ninja. 4 hours' sleep, 3 nights in a row: it's gonna be a long night, and the last thing I wanna do is deal with people who want to be entertained. Let's just shake some martinis, watch the sun set, and get outta here, yeah?
So, naturally, 3 dudes walk into the bar, early, 5 0'clockish, and settle in right there in front of my well. Great, I think; they seem cool enough, funny, charming, but now I've gotta be a circus clown, and my head's dull and tired after a long day of sequences and alignment already, and I don't really have it in me. But then said dudes proceed to whip out this MOST AMAZING set of cards that I've EVER SEEN, and the whole night changes.
Bar Bingo, my friends. Brilliance in tequila-soaked motion. Leave the B-8 and the N-32 to your Grandma; we're talking serious bingo action here, with punch-out squares labeled:
Phone number exchange.
and on and on, with the Bartender square in the center (naturally!).
I don't remember the last time I've laughed so hard. You really need to try this for yourselves.
Suggestions? Decide on a killer prize for whomever wins - something more creative than a drink. Choose the perfect bar - in just the right neighborhood for exposed thongs and the like. Order your own set of cards here. And don't forget to wear your gold chains.