Raw, adjective: 5. crude in quality or character; not tempered or refined by art or taste

Best pick-up line ever...

So I'm walking down the sidewalk just north of my flat headed home and this kid, maybe 19, who could easily be Kevin Federline's little brother, rolls up next to me. He's rockin' the sideways baseball cap and the basketball shorts; I'm hiding behind my Jackie O sunglasses and trying to hobble up the stairs somewhat gracefully.

Little K-Fed is all: "Hey."

I throw off a terse "Hi," as in "Leave me alone, schoolboy - can't you see I'm way too cool for you?"

There's a beat. He does the up and down check-out move. And then: "Happy International Women's Month."

And as the door slams behind me: "Can I call you??"

(Way to work the pseudo-feminist angle to get some ass, honey. You will go far, my dear, very far.)


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